Tuesday, January 25, 2011

and a good day to you...

Do you have any idea how hard it is to sell a kidney around here?

I am trying to find legal ways to make money, and aside from selling a kidney, or maybe renting my uterus..I'm having a hard time coming up with ideas. My wife, because she is awesome is having a bake sale/fundraiser through her economics class to help me raise some money, and I am working 4 or 5 days a week...but damn this is hard!

And prostitution is out, I don't really want to have sex with strangers. So is any kind of illegal activity because
a) I'm not a devious or evil person and crime isn't really my style and
b)  My lawyer probably wouldn't appreciate dirty money. He's not P. Diddy. (That would be kind of cool though)

So I sit, and I think, and I work at night making my customers laugh, and serving the best pizza and steak in town. Collecting tips, hoping to win the lottery, and thinking about a career in Stand Up Comedy...and what it would feel like to wake up in a bathtub full of ice.



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